League of Legends Parody - Carry

Carry

Sivir Parody of Fancy by Iggy Azalea

First thing’s first, I’m the mistress (mistress)

Queen of the rift, scar, and the abyss (and the abyss)

Don’t care who you are it’s just business

“Money in the bank. Pimpin’ ain’t easy” - Doublelift (lift, lift)

You should want a bad bitch like this (huh?)

Best Tomb Raider Jolie can't touch this

Shurima the desert, then Noxus

But Cass ruined my life. Let’s see if she can still hiss (she can’t hiss)

On the hunt with my fleet of foot for money (money)

Known across the world. Best mercenary (gold)

Ricochet, spell shield, can’t touch me

Boomerang blade and that’s gg

I’m the carry

You already know

I’m in the bot lane

I’m cutting down all my foes

I’m the carry

Can’t you taste this gold?

Remember my name

Queen of LoL

Well I always take my toll, whether its blood or gold

My motto is what lost can be found ... and sold

You can’t take it with you so give it to me

And no you can’t touch it. It’s my bountiful booty

My life has different paths, A is for the good money

B is volunteer. Do it for my heart and do it for free

Hmm so this is pretty easy. Always go with Amoney

Best support NA. Buys me shiv, last whisper and my IE

Now tell me, who that, who that? That do that, do that?

The desert is a cruel mistress I like the sound of that

I be the battle mistress, put my name in bold

I’m last hitting and killing all the champs for that gold

I’m the carry

You already know

I’m in the bot lane

I’m cutting down all my foes

I’m the carry

Can’t you taste this gold?

Remember my name

Queen of LoL

“Trash all others”

Doublelift “That’s what they are”

Mistress Sivir

Best champ in the World’s All Star

Yeah, keep on cleaning it up

Getting so fed, I don’t give a fuck

Their team, yeah they all suck

My blade, boomerang, you better now duck

Ow ...

Still killing, how you love that?

Ulti to run to kill you just like that

More gold, Au, don’t touch that

Look at it, I bet you wishing you could clutch that

There’s only one skin made for her

Wondering, if it is Spectacular Sivir

When on Wildturtle

Turns to Superturtle. Best AD in LoL

I’m the carry

You already know

I’m in the bot lane

I’m cutting down all my foes

I’m the carry

Can’t you taste this gold?

Remember my name

Queen of LoL

Who that, who that, battle mistress

That do that, do that, ba-battle mistress

Who that, who that, ba-ba-battle mistress

LoL

Who-who-who-who that, who that, battle mistress

That do that, do that, ba-battle mistress

Who that, who that, ba-ba-battle mistress

LoL