League of Legends Parody - Lissandra

Lissandra

Lissandra Parody of Glamorous by Fergie

If you ain’t got no AP take your broke Ashe home

You say: If you ain’t got no AP take your broke Ashe home

L-I-S-S-A-N-D-R-A, yeah L-I-S-S-A-N-D-R-A

I’m picking the Ice Witch

Cool as can be

Pokin’ out Swain

With her AP

In the mid lane

With CC chains

I’m the Lissandra, oh the Freljord Freljord

The Lissandra

The Lissandra, Lissandra

I’m the Lissandra, oh the Freljord Freljord

The Lissandra

The Lissandra, Lissandra

I’m the Lissandra, oh the Freljord Freljord

Start with pots and doran’s ring

All these things don’t mean a thing

Rabadons and one Athenes

Shopping for expensive things

I am the true Freljord queen

Proc my sheen and kill them clean

I am mean, can’t stop my dream

My eyes glean, Just ice is seen

The Freljord will be reborn

In ice, so be warned

The Frostguard, they are sworn

Anyone who opposes will be torn

No matter how many more skins they got

I still have the style to make cold look hot

Chillin’ reminiscing on days when I was the new champ

And now ...

I’m picking the Ice Witch

Cool as can be

Pokin’ out Swain

With her AP

In the mid lane

With CC chains

I’m the Lissandra, oh the Freljord Freljord

The Lissandra

The Lissandra, Lissandra

I’m the Lissandra, oh the Freljord Freljord

The Lissandra

The Lissandra, Lissandra

I’m the Lissandra, oh the Freljord Freljord

I’m talking Freljord queen, The Watcher’s mage

You deserve nothing but all the finer things

Now this whole team has no clue what to do with us

I’ve got enough money in the shop for the two of us

Plus I gotta gank enough for you

Yo Trundle with you in queue

Top tier pick so strong and famous

Sejuani will get jealous

Top lane is where you are known

Tele down the map to roam

So if you ain’t got no AP take your broke Ashe home

L-I-S-S-A-N-D-R-A, yeah L-I-S-S-A-N-D-R-A

I’m picking the Ice Witch

Cool as can be

Pokin’ out Swain

With her AP

In the mid lane

With CC chains

I’m the Lissandra, oh the Freljord Freljord

The Lissandra

The Lissandra, Lissandra

I’m the Lissandra, oh the Freljord Freljord

The Lissandra

The Lissandra, Lissandra

I’m the Lissandra, oh the Freljord Freljord

I got items up to here

I’ve got cc for a year

Telling me these crazy things

Please do not rule the world (Fuck Ashe)

I’ve got money in the shop

And I’m ruling in the top

Try to gank, double in top

Double kill you know

And I remember Sejuani

I’ll kite you. You can’t touch me  

With all my mobility, you can only hope

Damn, its been a long road

But I am always cold

I’m glad my vision will be so, Freljord will freeze in snow

If you ain’t got no AP take your broke Ashe home (My vision will be so)

You say: If you ain’t got no AP take your broke Ashe home (Freljord will freeze in snow)

I say: If you ain’t got no AP take your broke Ashe home (My vision will be so)

You say: If you ain’t got no AP take your broke Ashe home (Freljord will freeze in snow)